December 2009
Criterion Adds 35 Movies To Netflix Watch... →
balltillifall:
A wonderful Christmas present, perfect for anyone who’s bored at their parents house.
I noticed this.. Yay, yay and yay!
Reblog if you think Neil Patrick Harris is SEXY ;]
fuckyeahneilpatrickharris:
(via fckitdontthink)
It wouldn’t be the first time I turned a gay man straight. AHhaaahaha.
After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?
– Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait (via codery)
SUCKS FOR YOU!!!! AHAHAHA.
ha.
Home Alone recreated in it's entirety on Twitter. →
balltillifall:
Wow.
found this via kottke.org as well. Fun. : )
langer:
Avatar is a bad film.
Not because it lacks any meaningful character development (which it does), not because its plot is laughably flimsy (which it is), and not because it is little more than a big-budget remake of FernGully, but because it is yet another example of b-grade Hollywood moralizing, of not very smart people with typically superficial good intentions offering Americans an...
TSA: Leave Your Holiday Food Off Our Planes →
soupsoup:
This list on the TSA website of holiday food items that they don’t want people to try and travel with is priceless…
Everyone has favorite foods from home that they want to bring to holiday dinners, or items from their destination that they want to bring back home. Travelers should know that while pies are permitted through the security checkpoint, here is a list of liquids, gels and...
The Decade in Viral Videos - The Daily Beast →
noahkalina:
I am not a viral video expert but I think this is a pretty good list…plus I am on it. About my video, they say: “The resulting video was haunting and evocative—a moving memento mori and a reminder of the power of the digital age. It was also really boring. Mind-numbingly boring.”
I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does...
– Maya Angelou (via) (via vasta)
Glad that the singer from Boyz II Men told Nick Lachey (Douchay) to “Shut up”. It’s painful to watch douchebags, girls or guys. Yet they can’t help it.
The thing about Tumblr is if I neglect it for a day, I feel that I’ll be missing out on something good. I’m on break from school, nice to be back.
davidcho:
Boyz II Men feat. The Roots - ‘Motown Philly (Live on Jimmy Fallon)’
These guys know how to do a call and response!
davidcho:
Boyz II Men feat. The Roots - ‘Motown Philly (Live on Jimmy Fallon)’
These guys know how to do a call and response!
Who knows what I was up to? Maybe I was up to nothing. Maybe I am just being...
– Philip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint.
the raggiest of bags reminded me today just how filthy this hilarious little book is.
(via meaghano)
I love some Philip Roth.
fireland:
I still like extremely really loud music. But? But it distorts my right ear. It distorts, in an unpleasant fashion, what I like to call the Pixies-shaped hole in my eardrum.
I really want to read Brian Wilson’s autobiography.
The Anthropology of Anthropologie by Arianna Stern
suckafuck:
(Marylouise Pels and Vanessa Giovacchini in The Selby)
The first time I saw a CRG, I was watching Igby Goes Down. In a moment of desperation, the main character Igby resorts to selling drugs to a couple of well-heeled twentysomethings who live in a Manhattan high-rise. “I know a girl from Baltimore,” he says into the intercom, but the two buyers are too strung out to remember the...
Tumblr, I need to tell you guys something.
kiamatthews:
The other day.
I saw for the first time in person.
An uncirumsized penis.
Do not like.
Do NOT want.
Also it was small.
It was just… all skin.
There aren’t enough sad faces in the world.
I mean, I’m sure there are some really lovely peni with foreskin out there, I’ve seen a few in the pr0n.
But for practical purposes I’m gonna have to say NO.
It was only a sunny smile, and little it cost in the giving, but like morning...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via midnightlunacy) (via itiswellwithmysoul) (via confessionsofawanderer) (via constantwanderlust)
I'm home waiting for a delivery...
frangry:
When did the security guard from Jerry Springer get his own talk show?